MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party
You win at life
…because Aubrey was blessed with the prettiest of hands and we appreciate it.
They look so soft.
finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P
…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?
when people ackin up to get your attention but you just coolin
you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.
its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god
Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?
yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.
Woah. Woah. WOAH
It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive
black people at work
That man and his show were Genius. Shame on what they did to him
LMFAO god I miss this show
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”
Hell no lol
*sees no lies*
So because woman supposedly have more options that makes it okay for a man to sleep around with another woman when a “rare occurring” option pops up for him? Uh, no sir. Not cool. Think about if the shoe was…
Don’t need to hear this bullshit 🙅